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  1. Puke
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Lyrics

I just may suck down a cigar
When time to celebrate
I just may behave quite bizarre
And dress for “fashiongate”

If “Nerdy” is new normal
Education is the cure
Reporters make it formal
Acting so demure

(chorus)
Diarrhea and throw up
They make me want to puke
Perhaps I should just shut up
Before I get rebuked
Oh please don’t make me clean up
These fluids on the floor
Diarrhea and throw up
They make me want to puke

Janitors are heroes
Orderlies are pros
Crime scene techs in chinos
Mopping up man’s woes

From first grade to the last
The memories of our lives
Crossing culture class
Somehow we all survive

(repeat chorus)

(bridge)
I’m gagging through this scenery
I must regurgitate
Spread absorbent greenery
How can this be my fate?
It’s grossly underrated
Disturbance to the max
This mess that’s been created
Reflex my gag at last!
(repeat chorus)