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Lyrics

I have a Labradoodle
Oxford is his name
So regal in stature
He prances with a mane
Sized like a small pony
With hair of dirty blonde
There’s just one aspect of my pet
That strikes me as just wrong!
(chorus)
My doggy has big black balls
That swing between his legs
They stand out ‘gainst his light blonde hair
Like two big Easter eggs
He’s proud of his anatomy
A king never renegs
My doggy has big black balls
That swing between his legs
He likes to hump my girlfriends
Every chance he gets
My trainer tried to cure him
But failed with deep regrets
I really hate to think
Of such a nasty fate
Handwritings on the wall
May just have to castrate
(repeat chorus)
(bridge)
Padunka Dunka do
Padunka Dunka dee
The Easter Bunny’s coming
Just you wait and see!
(repeat chorus)